In the passing months, I have come to realize a few things, and I felt they carried enough salt to share. So, bring out your taters, and have a seat.

Though the world is indeed a dark, miserable, and truly awful place filled with truly awful people, there are (And I've mentioned it before) enough "Good" people to warrant protection. All it takes is maintaining a level head, and not giving into the insane blood rages. Fight evil with a smile, knowing your miserable life will one day be repayed in the best way: A smile, followed by a hug, followed by the forgiveness of an innocent.

Power and control come not from the ability to destroy or even possessing the choice to do so. They come from the ability to limit the choices an individual can make.

And last, but not least, my most recent epiphany:

We all want Asian Babies.